You've just been volunteered for the Last Chancers. For your crimes against the Emperor and humanity you will spend your life in this, the XIII Penal Legion, until such time as you receive the Emperor's Absolution from the Colonel or the Emperor himself. And of course the only way you can receive the Emperor's personal absolution is when you're dead...

anonymous as — Sarge Green to a new "volunteer" for the Last Chancers in Warhammer40k
Submitted by Brexor on February 19, 2011