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Finish him!
The cake is a lie.
Most people think Time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard.
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
All your base are belong to us.
Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness for father's sins cast to his son.
Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything!
Don't make a girl a promise...if you know you can't keep it.
So good, I should charge admission.
Delta squad is in your house, %!&&#! You hear that $#!&? You grubby-ass %!&&#@$ are goin' down! Like way down. Dead down, so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" F#&% you! We're gonna whoop your mamma's ass. Whoo!
I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!
Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your &@&&@#& TEA!
What you say!!
You are on the way to destruction.
For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakable conviction that their fight, our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enabled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.
Look ma, no face.
That just happened!
Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?!
Get over here!
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to ###&@# you'? That was great.
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March 07, 2009
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