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I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome.
I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
If that was intended to hurt me then you have succeeded.
Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind.
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Nothing is inevitable.
Technically that was a squatting hug, or a squg.
When the going gets tough, the tough get clubbing.
This is going to be like finding a needle in a needle stack.
The only thing I hate more than Halloween are Klingons!
If this is going to be a pissing contest then you better bring an umbrella.
Correct as always, my silver haired fox.
I'm tired of pretending.
You could have called.
I'm looking down your shirt.
What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?
Why are you showing me mold #@#&?
Rule number nine: Never go anywhere without a knife.
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