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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets.
See that door right there, the one marked "Pirate"? Do you think a pirate lives in there?
Oh get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.
A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kenallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but Trey didn't like Erin Henebry. It was all a bunch of bull.
Let me tell you a little lesson buddy. The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eight grade boy.
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
Ok, so now you're like a word genius and everything I say, you twist it around and make me look dumb.
I'm gonna get drunk and play some video games 'til my eyes bleed.
Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
Oh my god! I will smash your face into a, into a jelly!
Aaaoooo, botched toe! I botched that one, ooh that's a botch job. It's bleedin. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
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