Get the Quote of the Day from Flight of the Conchords
I'm not cryin, it's just been rainin on my face.
It was hard work staying together with her wanting to break up all the time.
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leavin me, I've just been cuttin onions. I'm making a lasagna, for one.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners...
Ah, shivers!
Chicks are attracted to lonely guys, it's a psychological analogy.
That's true. I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
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