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If you've got a problem, take it up with my butt. He's the only one who gives a crap.
Whatever kills me makes me stronger.
On your mark, get set, terrible.
People of France: A good-looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie. And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.
I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining %!&&#@$!
Shape up or show me your balls.
Find your own beach house, crabby.
Put that in your office and frame it.
Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom first...Ok, let's go.
This is stupid, I wanna talk about @@&!&@$!
Uh, my house burned down.
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