http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_shows/eastbound-down Recently added quotes and sayings from the TV show Eastbound & Down. en-us Kenny powers powders powers! - Tv Show Quote by Sun, 22 May 2011 02:53:15 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/kenny-powers-powders-powers http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/kenny-powers-powders-powers Ten pounds of $#!& in a five pound bag and friends with %@&&@&$ - Tv Show Quote by Don johnson Sun, 22 May 2011 02:49:16 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ten-pounds-of-shit-in-a-five-pound-bag-and-friends-with-faggots http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ten-pounds-of-shit-in-a-five-pound-bag-and-friends-with-faggots Fun begins now, boom. Let's do this $#!&, shall we? - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:50:23 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fun-begins-now-boom-let-s-do-this-shit-shall-we http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fun-begins-now-boom-let-s-do-this-shit-shall-we Nice pants. Where'd you get em at, Gap Baby? - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:46:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nice-pants-where-d-you-get-em-at-gap-baby http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nice-pants-where-d-you-get-em-at-gap-baby Buenes dias you backstabbing #@&#@#%#&%@#$. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:43:36 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/buenes-dias-you-backstabbing-motherfuckers http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/buenes-dias-you-backstabbing-motherfuckers Outlaws wear black. F@&$ and &@&@!&@ dealers wear white. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:41:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/outlaws-wear-black-fags-and-cocaine-dealers-wear-white http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/outlaws-wear-black-fags-and-cocaine-dealers-wear-white Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so %#&% it. - Tv Show Quote by Steve Little Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:40:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/kenny-powers-and-barrack-obama-are-two-of-the-most-famous-people-in-show-business-so-fuck-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/kenny-powers-and-barrack-obama-are-two-of-the-most-famous-people-in-show-business-so-fuck-it It's like &@&&@#& cocktober fest in here! I'm excited too but let's not touch dicks, all right. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:39:26 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-like-goddamn-cocktober-fest-in-here-i-m-excited-too-but-let-s-not-touch-dicks-all-right http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-like-goddamn-cocktober-fest-in-here-i-m-excited-too-but-let-s-not-touch-dicks-all-right All right, same rules as last time. No catching feelings, I'm damaged good so you will have my body but you will not have my heart. Please don't expect it. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:31:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-right-same-rules-as-last-time-no-catching-feelings-i-m-damaged-good-so-you-will-have-my-body-but-you-will-not-have-my-heart-please-don-t-expect-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-right-same-rules-as-last-time-no-catching-feelings-i-m-damaged-good-so-you-will-have-my-body-but-you-will-not-have-my-heart-please-don-t-expect-it Well it's no mystery that ass has always been &!&$' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with &!&$ and ass. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:29:38 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/well-it-s-no-mystery-that-ass-has-always-been-tits-greatest-enemy-it-s-almost-like-a-muslim-jewish-thing-but-with-tits-and-ass http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/well-it-s-no-mystery-that-ass-has-always-been-tits-greatest-enemy-it-s-almost-like-a-muslim-jewish-thing-but-with-tits-and-ass F#&% you, %#&% your face. Piece of $#!&. - Tv Show Quote by Deep Roy Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:24:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fuck-you-fuck-your-face-piece-of-shit http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fuck-you-fuck-your-face-piece-of-shit Don't ask %#&%!&& questions. - Tv Show Quote by Deep Roy Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:24:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/don-t-ask-fucking-questions http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/don-t-ask-fucking-questions Sweetheart, I'm always serious. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:22:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sweetheart-i-m-always-serious http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sweetheart-i-m-always-serious You like soccer? I'm gonna pretend like you didn't just make my &!&% go soft. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:21:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-like-soccer-i-m-gonna-pretend-like-you-didn-t-just-make-my-dick-go-soft http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-like-soccer-i-m-gonna-pretend-like-you-didn-t-just-make-my-dick-go-soft In America people %#&%!&& hate soccer, and honestly, that's the way it should be. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:20:29 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-america-people-fucking-hate-soccer-and-honestly-that-s-the-way-it-should-be http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-america-people-fucking-hate-soccer-and-honestly-that-s-the-way-it-should-be Sometimes I just feel like if you don't have a &@&&@#& soccer ball bouncing off your head, nobody even gives two &@#& $#!&$ about you in this country. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:18:54 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sometimes-i-just-feel-like-if-you-don-t-have-a-goddamn-soccer-ball-bouncing-off-your-head-nobody-even-gives-two-damn-shits-about-you-in-this-country http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sometimes-i-just-feel-like-if-you-don-t-have-a-goddamn-soccer-ball-bouncing-off-your-head-nobody-even-gives-two-damn-shits-about-you-in-this-country Look at this guy over here, cheese &!&%. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:17:04 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/look-at-this-guy-over-here-cheese-dick http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/look-at-this-guy-over-here-cheese-dick Ah sick, I'm not interested. I always trade up, it's part of my code. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:14:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ah-sick-i-m-not-interested-i-always-trade-up-it-s-part-of-my-code http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ah-sick-i-m-not-interested-i-always-trade-up-it-s-part-of-my-code I'm about one slow hump away from finally being over April. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:13:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-about-one-slow-hump-away-from-finally-being-over-april http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-about-one-slow-hump-away-from-finally-being-over-april You're the one dumping all this $#!& in my lap, now I gotta play %#&%!&& Mr. Belvedere and clean it up. - Tv Show Quote by Danny McBride Wed, 20 Oct 2010 03:12:15 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-the-one-dumping-all-this-shit-in-my-lap-now-i-gotta-play-fucking-mr-belvedere-and-clean-it-up http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-the-one-dumping-all-this-shit-in-my-lap-now-i-gotta-play-fucking-mr-belvedere-and-clean-it-up