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No offense but you got a $#!&&! job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, %#&%!& good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, $@$ on the reg, basically all the $#!& that most men fantasize about.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 6 of Eastbound & Down
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Listen here you beautiful %!&&#, I'm about to %#&% you up with some truth.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 6 of Eastbound & Down
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If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
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Watch it, ass blood.

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Steve Little as Stevie Janowski in Season 1, Episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
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Look, I can't talk to you with your &!&$ hanging out like cabbages.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 2 of Eastbound & Down
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Honey I love you, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a %#&%!& &!&% head.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 4 of Eastbound & Down
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Oh what do I know? I know that one of us has had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their $#!& from Fashion Bug. That's what I know.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 4 of Eastbound & Down
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No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
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Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 5 of Eastbound & Down
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Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 5 of Eastbound & Down
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Do not stare at me with those dead eyes, you church %!&&#!

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
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If you won't listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 2 of Eastbound & Down
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It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet in my ##$$!?

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Sylvia Jefferies as Tracy in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
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Everyone wanted a piece of my $#!&.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
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Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
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It's a rubber for your mouth, it's not that big of a deal, ok? And besides, it's not just for my protection, you don't know what $#!& I got either.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 2 of Eastbound & Down
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There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image, is your big &!&$.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 2 of Eastbound & Down
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One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 2 of Eastbound & Down
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Some people say I'm a woman hater. That's not true I love women, every %#&%!& one of them, even the ugly as $#!& ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em, not even nuns, because every pair of &!&$ comes with a gaping hole and need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.

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Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
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