Get the Quote of the Day from Dexter
There are no secrets in life, only hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.
I would rather put a campfire out with my face.
I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.
I've got a reputation to live up to. I mean, if my show does not make people vomit and have an @#@&&!@& at the same time, then I've let my audience down.