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Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone.
I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck.
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
That was totally ninja!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
So does this look as bad as it looks?
Seriously, you are my Oprah.
Hooray for metaphors!
Johnny Bench called.
At worst that was "needs improvement".
Holy $#!& snacks!
You're so ugly when you cry.
What's up buddy?
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
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