Top rated TV show quotes

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started.

anonymous as Announcer in Sony PS3 Commercial
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on September 17, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun.

Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 1, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on March 13, 2009

4

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Because you are crackheads, children.

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 3 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 14, 2009

4

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 4 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!

Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 14, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 2 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I'm tired of pretending.

Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo in Season 6, Episode 8 of NCIS
Submitted by eiencafe

on March 09, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I'm looking down your shirt.

Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo in Season 4, Episode 7 of NCIS
Submitted by eiencafe

on March 09, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?

Cote de Pablo as Ziva David in Season 5, Episode 18 of NCIS
Submitted by eiencafe

on March 09, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

You could have called.

Cote de Pablo as Ziva David in Season 6, Episode 2 of NCIS
Submitted by eiencafe

on March 09, 2009

5

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 2 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I am gonna punch a hole in your face!

Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 14, 2009

3

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I would rather pay a huge fine than give back to the community.

Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 2, Episode 6 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 14, 2009

2

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 2 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Uh, excuse me sir. But just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 2, Episode 9 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 14, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.

Judah Friedlander as Frank Rossitano in Season 4, Episode 12 of 30 Rock
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on February 05, 2010

3

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Give us back our baby so we can paint it.

Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds in Season 3, Episode 1 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 15, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Green man was good, it got me through some hard times, but I'm done with it.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 3, Episode 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 15, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Why are you showing me mold #@#&?

Sean Murray as Special Agent Timothy McGee in Season 6, Episode 5 of NCIS
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on November 04, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, so dark, and so very, connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.

Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds in Season 3, Episode 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 15, 2009

0

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.

Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds in Season 3, Episode 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 15, 2009

3

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, in a 'I am #!$$@& off' way.

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in Season 3, Episode 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen

on May 15, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Superstar!

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester

on May 15, 2009

1

faves

Vote

Rated 5.00, 1 votes.
1
2
3
4
5

Add to list

Report

Man, how many times do I gotta tell you this? Gatorade's still trying to get a piece of my ass, I got the IRS up in my $#!&, I need to take a job just so the government can garnish my %#&%!& wages, man.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester

on May 15, 2009