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You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started.

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anonymous as Announcer in Sony PS3 Commercial
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on September 17, 2009
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She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.

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Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 1, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on March 13, 2009
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I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun.

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Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 1, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on March 13, 2009
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I'll tell you a simple way to get rid of wrinkles - put on weight!

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Steve Smith as Red Green in The Red Green Show
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on April 12, 2009
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What's up, %!&&#@$?

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Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 2, Episode 1 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on May 14, 2009
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Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever!

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Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 1, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on March 13, 2009
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I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless.

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Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 1 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on May 14, 2009
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Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!

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Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 2, Episode 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Because you are crackheads, children.

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Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 3 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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'Internet ey?... Maude ey?...'

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Hank Azaria as Homer Simpson in The Simpsons
Submitted by The Frog 19_fifteen on January 27, 2010
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You guys, get a chair, smash it on my back!

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Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 2, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!

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Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on May 14, 2009
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I'm tired of pretending.

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Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo in Season 6, Episode 8 of NCIS
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I'm looking down your shirt.

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Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo in Season 4, Episode 7 of NCIS
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What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?

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Cote de Pablo as Ziva David in Season 5, Episode 18 of NCIS
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You could have called.

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Cote de Pablo as Ziva David in Season 6, Episode 2 of NCIS
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I am gonna punch a hole in your face!

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Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 5 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on May 14, 2009
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I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.

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Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan in Season 2, Episode 4 of Dexter
Submitted by quote Quad_fifteen on April 09, 2010
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I would rather pay a huge fine than give back to the community.

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Rob McElhenney as Mac in Season 2, Episode 6 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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One impression I had was how zero zero gravity is.

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Vanna Bonta as herself in Season 3, Episode 4 of The Universe
Submitted by libris Books_fifteen on July 30, 2010






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