These guys are playing hard to get. I'm gonna take off my bra, and blast my nips.
Your silhouette should be on a mudflap.
She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.
I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun.
I'll tell you a simple way to get rid of wrinkles - put on weight!
What's up, %!&&#@$?
Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever!
I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless.
Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
'Internet ey?... Maude ey?...'
It's not gay, just take your shirt off.
You guys, get a chair, smash it on my back!
You look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup.
Everybody pants now...
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm looking down your shirt.
What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?
You could have called.
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.
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