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You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started.
She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.
I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun.
I'll tell you a simple way to get rid of wrinkles - put on weight!
What's up, %!&&#@$?
Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever!
I wanna live like you, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopeless.
Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
Because you are crackheads, children.
'Internet ey?... Maude ey?...'
You guys, get a chair, smash it on my back!
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm looking down your shirt.
What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?
You could have called.
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.
I would rather pay a huge fine than give back to the community.
One impression I had was how zero zero gravity is.
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