This one coach tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, you and your weights can fuck off somewhere. I'm not lifting that shit, it's heavy. You tell me why I need strength training when I'm strong enough to throw a goddamn 100 mile per hour pitch. Fuck that.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in season 1, episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester on May 16, 2009