Some people say I'm a woman hater. That's not true I love women, every fuckin one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em, not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole and need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in season 1, episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester on May 16, 2009