Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.

Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds in season 3, episode 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Submitted by quote on May 15, 2009