No offense but you got a shitty job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, fuckin good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg, basically all the shit that most men fantasize about.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in season 1, episode 6 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester on May 17, 2009