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I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome.
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?
A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
It's right at the top of my To Don't List.
No offense but you got a $#!&&! job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, %#&%!& good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, $@$ on the reg, basically all the $#!& that most men fantasize about.
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kenallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but Trey didn't like Erin Henebry. It was all a bunch of bull.
Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets.
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
Aaaoooo, botched toe! I botched that one, ooh that's a botch job. It's bleedin. I need some trash to plug up the cut.
O M F G!
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Ok, so now you're like a word genius and everything I say, you twist it around and make me look dumb.
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