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I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome.

Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo in Season 6, Episode 14 of NCIS
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on November 05, 2009

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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 5, Episode 9 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 3, Episode 1 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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on May 15, 2009

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In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.

Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute in Season 6, Episode 12 of The Office
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on January 15, 2010

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Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 5, Episode 9 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 3 of Eastbound & Down
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Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?

James Roday as Shawn Spencer in Season 4, Episode 8 of Psych
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on October 31, 2009

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A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds in Season 2, Episode 8 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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on May 14, 2009

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It's right at the top of my To Don't List.

James Roday as Shawn Spencer in Season 4, Episode 11 of Psych
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No offense but you got a $#!&&! job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, %#&%!& good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, $@$ on the reg, basically all the $#!& that most men fantasize about.

Danny McBride as Kenny Powers in Season 1, Episode 6 of Eastbound & Down
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That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kenallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but Trey didn't like Erin Henebry. It was all a bunch of bull.

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly in Season 1, Episode 3 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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on March 12, 2009

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