J.D.: Hi, how are ya? I have a quick legal question. What if, hypothetically-

Ted: Oh, God, you killed somebody!

J.D.: Noooo!

Ted: Someone else did!

J.D.: No, no; no one killed anyone.

Ted: Maimed, mutilated, disfigured...let's not split hairs

Sam Lloyd as Ted in season 1, episode 3 of Scrubs
Submitted by Joooonathan on June 27, 2009