I know where you're at, man. You had it all, and now it's gone. It's torn a hole in your soul bigger than my Escalade. So you turned to the drugs, the alcohol, pornography, free basing with OJ, human trafficking, dog fights slash orgies, darkness.

Craig Robinson as Reg Mackworthy in season 1, episode 5 of Eastbound & Down
Submitted by tester on May 17, 2009