http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes Recent TV show quotes from TooManyQuotes.com. en-us Your silhouette should be on a mudflap. - Tv Show Quote by Dulé Hill Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:32:10 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-silhouette-should-be-on-a-mudflap http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-silhouette-should-be-on-a-mudflap Some flies are too awesome for the wall. - Tv Show Quote by Danny Pudi Mon, 28 Nov 2011 08:13:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/some-flies-are-too-awesome-for-the-wall http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/some-flies-are-too-awesome-for-the-wall No I don't dance, I'm from the town in Footloose. - Tv Show Quote by Jake M. Johnson Thu, 17 Nov 2011 05:18:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/no-i-don-t-dance-i-m-from-the-town-in-footloose http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/no-i-don-t-dance-i-m-from-the-town-in-footloose Everybody pants now... - Tv Show Quote by Amy Poehler Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:25:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/everybody-pants-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/everybody-pants-now You're acting like a little school girl, and not in a hot way. - Tv Show Quote by Joel McHale Wed, 12 Oct 2011 07:39:30 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-acting-like-a-little-school-girl-and-not-in-a-hot-way http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-acting-like-a-little-school-girl-and-not-in-a-hot-way I've been called worse by better. - Tv Show Quote by John Hawkes Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:51:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-ve-been-called-worse-by-better http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-ve-been-called-worse-by-better Sounds like it's tighter out there than a bull's ass in fly season. - Tv Show Quote by Keith Carradine Sat, 01 Oct 2011 02:53:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sounds-like-it-s-tighter-out-there-than-a-bull-s-ass-in-fly-season http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/sounds-like-it-s-tighter-out-there-than-a-bull-s-ass-in-fly-season You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman. - Tv Show Quote by Donald Glover Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:30:06 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-are-human-tennis-elbow-you-are-a-pizza-burn-on-the-roof-of-the-world-s-mouth-you-are-the-opposite-of-batman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-are-human-tennis-elbow-you-are-a-pizza-burn-on-the-roof-of-the-world-s-mouth-you-are-the-opposite-of-batman See you in the obituaries. - Tv Show Quote by John DiMaggio Sat, 03 Sep 2011 05:49:29 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/see-you-in-the-obituaries http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/see-you-in-the-obituaries If you're not drunk, it's not ice fishing. - Tv Show Quote by Billy West Sat, 03 Sep 2011 05:37:23 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-re-not-drunk-it-s-not-ice-fishing http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-re-not-drunk-it-s-not-ice-fishing Someone staple the talk-hole on that %!&&# please. - Tv Show Quote by Carey Means Sun, 21 Aug 2011 06:52:44 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/someone-staple-the-talk-hole-on-that-bitch-please http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/someone-staple-the-talk-hole-on-that-bitch-please Look me up on Wikipedia, I wanna see what I specialize in. - Tv Show Quote by Dave Willis Sun, 21 Aug 2011 05:38:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/look-me-up-on-wikipedia-i-wanna-see-what-i-specialize-in http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/look-me-up-on-wikipedia-i-wanna-see-what-i-specialize-in Hey this gay test is for ages 6 to 12 it doesn't even apply to me! - Tv Show Quote by Jack Plotnick Tue, 09 Aug 2011 03:05:35 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/hey-this-gay-test-is-for-ages-6-to-12-it-doesn-t-even-apply-to-me http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/hey-this-gay-test-is-for-ages-6-to-12-it-doesn-t-even-apply-to-me I could not sleep the entire week all night. i mean father will never allow me to birth a black womans child. - Tv Show Quote by Tara Strong Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:46:27 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-not-sleep-the-entire-week-all-night-i-mean-father-will-never-allow-me-to-birth-a-black-womans-child http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-not-sleep-the-entire-week-all-night-i-mean-father-will-never-allow-me-to-birth-a-black-womans-child Say Ling-Ling one more time! Then Ling-Ling kill you slow and use skull for $@$... And then decorative birdhouse. - Tv Show Quote by Abbey McBride Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:38:07 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/say-ling-ling-one-more-time-then-ling-ling-kill-you-slow-and-use-skull-for-sex-and-then-decorative-birdhouse http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/say-ling-ling-one-more-time-then-ling-ling-kill-you-slow-and-use-skull-for-sex-and-then-decorative-birdhouse Nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying - Tv Show Quote by Adam Carolla Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:18:22 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nothing-reminds-me-of-my-first-time-like-a-chick-crying http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nothing-reminds-me-of-my-first-time-like-a-chick-crying Help me somebody, she is attacking me like i am the English language - Tv Show Quote by Tara Strong Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:07:59 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/help-me-somebody-she-is-attacking-me-like-i-am-the-english-language http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/help-me-somebody-she-is-attacking-me-like-i-am-the-english-language I wish we had a twelve year old girl and a donkey - Tv Show Quote by Jess Harnell Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:58:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-we-had-a-twelve-year-old-girl-and-a-donkey http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-we-had-a-twelve-year-old-girl-and-a-donkey It's like those baby-killers say: My body, my choice. - Tv Show Quote by Jason Gann Sun, 31 Jul 2011 06:11:53 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-like-those-baby-killers-say-my-body-my-choice http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-like-those-baby-killers-say-my-body-my-choice Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray. - Tv Show Quote by Simon Helberg Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:01:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-not-a-sprint-it-s-a-marathon-a-relentless-pursuit-that-only-ends-when-she-falls-into-your-arms-or-hits-you-with-the-pepper-spray http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-not-a-sprint-it-s-a-marathon-a-relentless-pursuit-that-only-ends-when-she-falls-into-your-arms-or-hits-you-with-the-pepper-spray