Your silhouette should be on a mudflap.
Some flies are too awesome for the wall.
No I don't dance, I'm from the town in Footloose.
Everybody pants now...
You're acting like a little school girl, and not in a hot way.
I've been called worse by better.
Sounds like it's tighter out there than a bull's ass in fly season.
You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.
See you in the obituaries.
If you're not drunk, it's not ice fishing.
Someone staple the talk-hole on that %!&&# please.
Look me up on Wikipedia, I wanna see what I specialize in.
Hey this gay test is for ages 6 to 12 it doesn't even apply to me!
I could not sleep the entire week all night. i mean father will never allow me to birth a black womans child.
Say Ling-Ling one more time! Then Ling-Ling kill you slow and use skull for $@$... And then decorative birdhouse.
Nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying
Help me somebody, she is attacking me like i am the English language
I wish we had a twelve year old girl and a donkey
It's like those baby-killers say: My body, my choice.
Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.
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