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If there is anything you want to do in your life, do it before you retire, you won't have time to do it after you retire!
You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, &@#%#!&& addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.
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