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I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Oh my god! I will smash your face into a, into a jelly!
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, in a 'I am #!$$@& off' way.
Get your socks ready Gus, because I'm about to knock them off.
If you don't buy me something, I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.
If you call me Old Timer again, you're gonna be wearing your ass around your head. Like a hat.
I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you!
Try to take away my 1st amendment, you will have to deal with my 2nd.
I'm ready, let me eat her babies!
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
"Everyday I get a chance to look at death, but only when I look in the mirror does it get a chance to look back at me."
Say Ling-Ling one more time! Then Ling-Ling kill you slow and use skull for $@$... And then decorative birdhouse.
Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
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