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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
If you fish in the toilet, you're gonna catch a turd.
See that door right there, the one marked "Pirate"? Do you think a pirate lives in there?
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.
Listen here you beautiful %!&&#, I'm about to %#&% you up with some truth.
A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.
Never expect too much and you will always receive more than you ever expected.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
No offense but you got a $#!&&! job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, %#&%!& good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, $@$ on the reg, basically all the $#!& that most men fantasize about.
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising.
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Ok, so now you're like a word genius and everything I say, you twist it around and make me look dumb.
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