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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising.
Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it'll spread over into the rest of your life. It'll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.
Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see the Cole Train play!
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
From this moment on, you're no longer little kids. You're cold, calculated murderers. This is the mindset you gotta be in if you wanna be a champion.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, would do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights the fight, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for ##$$!@$.
Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
But I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie from which the town was named.
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition.
Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating.
Technique doesn't get you eighteen medals and a Kristy Yamaguchi lifetime achievement award.
Maybe we should go home. I'm not wearing my lucky underwear.
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?
My humor wasn't appreciated. It was only when I started playing hockey with Jewish kids at Forest Hill that the impact of my personality was felt among my peers.
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