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A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
My heart is pounding like a nail!
Love is like an onion, and you peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just weeping over the sink.
Well it's no mystery that ass has always been &!&$' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with &!&$ and ass.
Drama is like gay man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes.
She had a botched necklift, she's as dead as disco! Who wants champagne?
Fame must have enemies, as light must have gnats. Do no bother yourself about it; disdain. Keep your mind serene as you keep your life clear.
Brushes with death are like snowflakes. Each one is unique and icy cold.
But I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie from which the town was named.
God give me the capacity to be able to contain the joy that is yet to come my way
He is limp and damp and milder than the breath of a cow.
Sounds like it's tighter out there than a bull's ass in fly season.
You bet your ass it does. Makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice.
Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a %#&%!&& cannon.
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