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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta %#&% one, kill one, and marry one, go!
I speak of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See.
You know what, Dee? I don't want to hear about your dreams, ok. I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having $@$, then I don't care.
Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, in a 'I am #!$$@& off' way.
It's a rubber for your mouth, it's not that big of a deal, ok? And besides, it's not just for my protection, you don't know what $#!& I got either.
I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
Look, I can't talk to you with your &!&$ hanging out like cabbages.
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
I like your take on boobies.
Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.
Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman
She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.
You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, so dark, and so very, connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she said, "Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?"
Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet in my ##$$!?
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