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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Don't make a girl a promise...if you know you can't keep it.
Listen here you beautiful %!&&#, I'm about to %#&% you up with some truth.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
Your heart is the beacon, your heart is the storm. Dare to embrace it; you'll never be torn.
Never expect too much and you will always receive more than you ever expected.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
Finish him!
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Let me tell you a little lesson buddy. The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eight grade boy.
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
Hasn't anyone ever told you? Life isn't fair.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Ok, so now you're like a word genius and everything I say, you twist it around and make me look dumb.
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