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Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles or screamin mimis? Oh come on man, you don't got no lady fingers, buzz buddles, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity doo das or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker dos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
That hug was completely asexual, he kinda snuck it up on me.
No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on. Life's a garden, dig it and you make it work for you. You never give up man, that's my philosophy.
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does a positrack rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
Alls I gotta do is keep bein a good person, no matter what. Good things will come my way.
You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.
Everything's gonna happen for me, just as long as I don't have no in my heart.
You. Show me them boobies.
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she said, "Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?"
Life's a garden, dig it.
Now you are tellin me you are so ingrained with white trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
This is a big old frozen chunk of poopy.
You gotta keep on keepin on.
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Like them spinnin tires, do ya?
They're large and in charge, and they're lookin for chickies.
Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks.
I got the poo on me!
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