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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles or screamin mimis? Oh come on man, you don't got no lady fingers, buzz buddles, sneaker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity doo das or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker dos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta %#&% one, kill one, and marry one, go!
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
I don't love you, I'm just passing the time. You could love me if I knew how to lie. But, who could love me? I am out of my mind.
Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's going to blast me in the ass, or the Republican who's blasting my ass?
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does a positrack rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
Is it possible to love something so much, you imagine it wants to destroy you only because it has denied you?
Which came first — the observer or the particle?
Hey Derek, sprechen sie &!&%?
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to ###&@# you'? That was great.
I don't know...maybe because it's super badass?
Y'all named your daughter after %#&%!& Titanic? Oh wow, you gotta be shittin me. What's his name, %#&%!& Shrek?
You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
Do you want to do this? Then don't question my methods.
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