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Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
I speak of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See.
Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet in my ##$$!?
There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image, is your big &!&$.
Can we take a shower and talk about this?
Now then. I think your body's awesome, you got great &!&$, but I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. I'm gonna insist upon you using some sort of protection.
Every Dog has a Day.... Thank God for not making me Dog Today !!!
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
But I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie from which the town was named.
I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin for my parents.
Ah, I recognize your scent. Do you recognize my essence?
I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they're gone but they're not. They're sittin there, waiting to pick up exactly where they left off. No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners...
Oh-oh, go for it, go for it. Oh-oh, go for it, go for it.
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