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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.
Mediocrity inspires neither great love nor hate.
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Diana has put away her bosom, Apollo has lifted his skirt, the day has been launched.
There may be people who, no matter what good you do, will say something bad about you... just ignore them. Treasure those people who, even at bad times, will say good things about you.
Positive thinking is a much derided concept, only because if it is not followed by positive action it leads to nothing.
This is going to be like finding a needle in a needle stack.
Why so serious?!
There is a direct correlation between an increased sphere of comfort and getting what you want.
"Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real."
The more emotional you are, the more emotionally manipulated you shall become.
"A team is a reflection of its leadership."
We formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear.
Correct as always, my silver haired fox.
Every Dog has a Day.... Thank God for not making me Dog Today !!!
You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and $#!& heads.
The more you forget, the more life becomes filled with surprises.
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