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Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
Pay me for my work, but I don't do it for the money.
Money is only a human invention.
I would rather pay a huge fine than give back to the community.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Money is the new drug.
I'll start. Um, I'm Canadian, from Vancouver. I live here illegally actually, don't tell anyone. But um, it works out in my advantage, I think, ultimately, because I don't have to pay any taxes, so, financially that's helpful, cuz, I don't have a lot of money. I'm not poor or anything, but I eat a lot of spaghetti.
Not for a billion doll hairs!
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
I have some cash, I can get you out of this jam.
Don't count your check-ins before they cash.
Greed is the lack of confidence in one's own ability to create.
For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.
Wang is all over my ass because of rent.
I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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