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"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
All great men have mustaches.
"Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real."
Just because I don't show the fire burning in my eyes doesn't mean there isn't one scorching deep inside.
If this is going to be a pissing contest then you better bring an umbrella.
Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having $@$.
Maybe you should have thought of that before you sucked at being a man all your life.
It always makes a man's day when his woman isn't a %!&&#.
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro.
A gentleman accepts the responsibility of his actions and bears the burden of their consequences.
Men hunt because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.
There comes a time in every man's life when he's gotta take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is.
No, for your information I have full sized balls.
Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.
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