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"Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body."
I didn’t invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
Now let us gingerly touch our tips.
The more you forget, the more life becomes filled with surprises.
Don't hang up on telemarketers, talk seductively, and hit on them. Make them feel more uncomfortable then you.
There is nothing wrong with curiosity unless you are a cat.
Pearls and dung are both part of the punchline.
Why does a squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish?
The more you forget, the easier life becomes; tell the same jokes, quote the same quotations....
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Every joke is 80% true.
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