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A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.
No offense but you got a $#!&&! job, you're not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Me on the other hand, I got the glory, I get the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali, getting drunk on the reg, %#&%!& good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, $@$ on the reg, basically all the $#!& that most men fantasize about.
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising.
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
Delta squad is in your house, %!&&#! You hear that $#!&? You grubby-ass %!&&#@$ are goin' down! Like way down. Dead down, so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" F#&% you! We're gonna whoop your mamma's ass. Whoo!
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
Honey I love you, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a %#&%!& &!&% head.
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real" Marines.
Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone.
A bully's intent to harm behind hate-speak vetoes its credibility.
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
This wedding is horse $#!&!
You know, if my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
Oh what do I know? I know that one of us has had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their $#!& from Fashion Bug. That's what I know.
If that was intended to hurt me then you have succeeded.
Hey Derek, sprechen sie &!&%?
I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot.
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