Get the Quote of the Day for Health
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven. But you were also an angel of God, and He needed you too. Selfishly, I tried to keep you here while the cancer ate away your organs, like an unstoppable rebel force. But I couldn't save you, and I shall see your face nevermore, nevermore, nevermore, until we meet in heaven.
Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made $@$ to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
You see this lady back here? Take a look. That's what you get when you don't have health insurance.
I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
I just don't like your uterus.
I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
I wish I could smell my farts before they came out of me.
In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air's salubrity!
I'm no doctor, I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
For your health!
Masseuses: The half-doctors, half-hookers who solve everything.
It's like those baby-killers say: My body, my choice.
Well, everything below the neck works fine.
To enjoy the good health.
To bring the truth happiness.
To care of his own family.
To give the peace to all.
Firstly, one must discipline and control his own mind.
If he can do so, the enlightenment, wisdom and virtue will go to him naturally.
Like to see the Quote of the Day in your Facebook news feed!
or try our advanced search
