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I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won or lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.
Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything!
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen.
Cease fire! Dip $#!&.
Get the %#&% out of the way, please?
Try to take away my 1st amendment, you will have to deal with my 2nd.
Look ma, no face.
I think it's clear what needs to happen. We need to buy a gun.
I've never owned a gun, I don't believe in 'em. When we were kids and my brothers and played Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Where the eff is my flame thrower?
Charlie, my boy, you've got the gun fever!
You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out. Not just go out there and shoot Bambi.
I can't shoot a dog. People are okay, but not a dog.
Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun?
Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
You totally killed that log!
Oh my god, Charlie, I shot you in your head, I am so sorry.
I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.
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