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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
Let me tell you a little lesson buddy. The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eight grade boy.
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
I teabagged your drum set!
I swear to God, I think I just had a heart attack in my butthole.
I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
When we get out of this, I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, in a 'I am #!$$@& off' way.
It's a rubber for your mouth, it's not that big of a deal, ok? And besides, it's not just for my protection, you don't know what $#!& I got either.
I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
I'd rather dip my jewels in honey and go on a bear watch.
Hey, hey you little forest creatures. None of you sons of %!&&#@$ try to be heroes. You hear me? Whoa, hey everyone, this is Gary the squirrel. Listen up, Gary's been a long time friend, we've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out on the bus stop in Tuscon and Gary said, "Hey, I've got a third ball." [pukes in costume] I just threw up in here people, that' the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion. In fact we all are - hold on. [pukes again]
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss.
I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet.
And you've never seen me wash my testicles either but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.
You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, so dark, and so very, connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.
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