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I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot.
We're here to %#&% $#!& up!
Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.
Hey-o! What's up, %!&&#@$?
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
It's a-me, Mario!
What's up, %!&&#@$?
I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding.
Hello little nipple nibbler.
Ho! Greetings, nobleman, ha ha ha ha.
What's up goat roper?
What's up %!&&#@$, what is up?!
The door swung smoothly open, surprising her. A girl stood there. Barefoot. Dressed in a trash bag.
Hey MacElroy. Was that your routine, or performance of circe de so lame?
Fans, friends, esteemed members of the committee. I don't know what I can say, but I pray you can all forgive me. More than that, I pray the children can forgive me. I place my future in their tiny hands. God bless you. God bless everyone. Thank you.
Welcome to the resistance.
Buenes dias you backstabbing #@&#@#%#&%@#$.
Now don't tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Oh God, it is so good to see you!
I have missed you so much. I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?
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