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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout...
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
"Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"(Wife) Dolores says there are days when I’m closer to shooting my weight than my age."
"If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him."
"I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie."
"Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens."
"A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream."
"(Arnold Palmer) told me how I could cut eight strokes off my score - skip one of the par 3s."
"I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'"
"Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink."
"Whenever I play with him (President Ford), I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer."
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