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Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
Dear Universe: Send me a white football player. No kickers or linemen.
Blame nobody! Expect nothing! Do something!
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
never has any opinion but mine: this is what I call the
only solid foundation to build matrimonial happiness upon; and so I
have made up my mind to marry.
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