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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
Nothing shuts my pie hole but pie.
I'm crackin' eggs of wisdom.
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
I feel like an ice cream sundae.
I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
You're killing me, Smalls. These are smores stuff. All right, now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good.
All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.
I'd rather dip my jewels in honey and go on a bear watch.
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
When the whole world fits inside of your arms, you don't really need to pay attention to the alarm.
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Love is like an onion, and you peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just weeping over the sink.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
Well, we're not here to sell cookies so they know something's up.
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