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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $#!& out of you!
Finish him!
Delta squad is in your house, %!&&#! You hear that $#!&? You grubby-ass %!&&#@$ are goin' down! Like way down. Dead down, so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" F#&% you! We're gonna whoop your mamma's ass. Whoo!
Oh my god! I will smash your face into a, into a jelly!
In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind.
I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakable conviction that their fight, our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enabled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten.
You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!
Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything!
You guys, get a chair, smash it on my back!
I'm doin this because I love you!
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem.
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