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"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
I'll tell you a simple way to get rid of wrinkles - put on weight!
She's a few pounds overweight, but in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do more stuff.
Fat is the safest and simplest cure for wrinkles.
Ten seconds on the lips and a lifetime on the hips.
You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Yes I did, fat head.
The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Do – don’t stew.
The big belly can accommodate all kinds of things.
The benevolence is never let a dust behind.
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