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You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them.
Oh get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!
Listen here you beautiful %!&&#, I'm about to %#&% you up with some truth.
Finish him!
I'll eat your babies, %!&&#!
Holy Santa Claus $#!&!
These are two regrets in life :
You get what you don't want.
Or you don't get what you want.
Oh my god! I will smash your face into a, into a jelly!
I swear to God, I think I just had a heart attack in my butthole.
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all &@&&@#& day!
Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!
I am gonna punch a hole in your face!
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
This wedding is horse $#!&!
Do not stare at me with those dead eyes, you church %!&&#!
Rub a dub dub!
Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything!
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