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Because you are crackheads, children.
I'm gonna trip balls!
Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
I used to be addicted to pills. Now, I'm addicted to helping.
I know where you're at, man. You had it all, and now it's gone. It's torn a hole in your soul bigger than my Escalade. So you turned to the &##&$, the alcohol, #@#&@&#@##!, free basing with OJ, human trafficking, dog fights slash orgies, darkness.
What’s the human race going to do when it runs out of orifices to stick something into for a thrill?
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his &!&% for &@&@!&@.
People who make careers out of helping others -- sometimes at great sacrifice, often not -- usually don't like to hear that those others might get along fine, might even get along better, without their help.
You're high.
Work &##&$.
You can smoke a peace pipe until your &!&% falls off, but I'm not dancing with any %#&%!&& wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did my $#!& would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Ok, so I feed your bear the grass? Ok. You know what your bear would also like to do with grass, smoke it. Heh heh heh.
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
The shortest route to a relapse in A.A. is to sober up without acquiring honesty, humility and a conscious contact with God.
Don't act like you don't know about &##&$ when you do!
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
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