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If you fish in the toilet, you're gonna catch a turd.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kenallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but Trey didn't like Erin Henebry. It was all a bunch of bull.
I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
It's not about what happened in the past, or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride, for Christ's sake. There is no point in going through all this crap if you're not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what...when you least expect something great might come along. Something better then you even planned for.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
So remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should still find you handy.
Let me give you a little motto I live my life by. You gotta hit it and quit it. No ties, tangle free, nobody tells me what to do, I go bang, bang, bang the drum.
She listened to him all night and he found her fascinating.
She wasn't that gross, all right. Maybe if you lowered your standards a bit you'd get laid more.
She's a few pounds overweight, but in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do more stuff.
I don't know what happened. I mentioned the cancer thing, she instantly started comin' on to me. You were right about that. Cancer, gold mine.
I hope my wife is cooler than my fiance.
I could set you up with my trainer. He's gay, but not when he's drunk.
It was hard work staying together with her wanting to break up all the time.
It always makes a man's day when his woman isn't a %!&&#.
You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife Tina. Ya she was a stripper, and if Montel Williams wants to talk $#!& some more then he can go %#&% himself because those charges were dropped.
Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say, "That looks like a #@&!$...only smaller".
He paused to catch a stray lock of hair that was escaping the twist on my neck and wound it back into place. My heart spluttered hyperactively.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
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