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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to ###&@# you'? That was great.
Look me up on Wikipedia, I wanna see what I specialize in.
My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.
The broader one’s understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have.
The desktop metaphor was invented because one, you were a stand-alone device, and two, you had to manage your own storage. That’s a very big thing in a desktop world.
This is what customers pay us for – to sweat all these details so it’s easy and pleasant for them to use our computers. We’re supposed to be really good at this. That doesn’t mean we don’t listen to customers, but it’s hard for them to tell you what they want when they’ve never seen anything remotely like it. Take desktop video editing. I never got one request from someone who wanted to edit movies on his computer. Yet now that people see it, they say, ‘Oh my God, that’s great!
You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started.
Dude, you Yahooed the $#!& out of my computer!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
Before Ruby on Rails, web programming required a lot of verbiage, steps and time. Now, web designers and software engineers can develop a website much faster and more simply, enabling them to be more productive and effective in their work.
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
There's an internet emergency, I need to see you in the computer room now!
I do hope you're kidding, looks like $#!&. What the hell is he doing, printing that from a jpeg? M@&#@#%#&%@# needs to be using tif files, dude. My face looks all computery and &@#& pixelated.
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