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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
You just pushed my competitive button, and now it's on.
Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone.
"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."
Don’t argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair.
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
"Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real."
I am not young enough to know everything.
Now let us gingerly touch our tips.
Let us check ourselves, lest we wreck ourselves.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Don't hang up on telemarketers, talk seductively, and hit on them. Make them feel more uncomfortable then you.
There is nothing wrong with curiosity unless you are a cat.
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
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