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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious vee of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and grabs me by the wiener...
The beauty you see in me is a reflection of you.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
I hope you know all the beauty of the cosmos is kissing you.
You know, if my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair.
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
Run out and hook in, show these people how to play football. I'm gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect, I'm like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I've got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It's that long, lean muscle I've worked so hard to achieve. I should have popped my shirt off. Goddammit, I really should have popped my shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, so dark, and so very, connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox and I want you, I want you inside me.
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.
How did Dave get, a hottie like that, to a party like this, good one Dave. Oooh, you're a legend Dave.
Can we take a shower and talk about this?
You're not gay. You're just really really vain.
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty.
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
You look pretty...I said you look $#!&&!.
You're so beautiful, you could be a part time model. But you'd probly still have to keep your normal job.
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